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男女之间的计算公式

来源: www.yIqig.com 时间:2013-07-09 编辑: 人生感悟
男女之间的计算公式

充满调侃和幽默的两性关系,男女之间也能通过公式来计算

浪漫数学 [ROMANCE MATHEMATICS]

精明的男人+精明的女人=浪漫

精明的男人+愚蠢的女人=私通

愚蠢的男人+精明的女人=婚姻

愚蠢的男人+愚蠢的女人=怀孕

购物数学 [SHOPING MATHEMATICS]

男人总是花两元钱买他需要的价值一元的东西

A man will pay for a item he needs

女人总是花1元钱买她不需要的价值2元的东西

A woman will pay for a item that she doesn‘‘t need

一般方程与统计 [GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS]

女人在找到一个丈夫之前总是为未来担心

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband

男人在找到一个妻子之后才开始担心未来

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

成功男人的标志是 挣的钱比他妻子花掉的还多

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend

成功女人的标志是她找到了这样一个丈夫

A successful woman is one who can find such a man

幸福 [HAPPINESS]

要想与一个男人幸福相守, 你必须对他多一份理解少一份爱(爱情名言 www.yiqig.com

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little

要想与一个女人幸福相守, 你必须尽量多爱她, 但绝不要试图去理解她

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

改变嗜好 [PROPENSITY TO CHANGE]

女人嫁给一个男人, 期望着他会发生改变, 但他并没有变化

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn‘‘t

男人娶了一个女人, 期望着她不会变化, 但她却改变了

A man marries a woman expecting that she won‘‘t change, and she does